EPIPHANY!

Er, call me bored but I just had thought about it in the shower just now and started to burst out in laughter. So, pardon me.

Uh yeah! I figured that despite all this talk about male masculinity and macho-ism, the most depressing and saddening thing is probably the fact that we have something called the penis. LOOK AT THE WORD. Doesn’t it look pathetic right from the start?

penis Penis PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!

PEEEEE- NEEEESE!

All the masculinity just dissapears in an instant! Ain’t that the saddest official name for a sexual organ?

I mean, come on!!! Try even the other names! Weener, Johnson, little brother, pee wee. Gosh! Ain’t that the saddest official name for a sexual organ?

Look at the word again! (PENIS) And compare it with our female counterpart, the VAGINA!

Doesn’t the word VAGINA look 10,000 times more majestic and fitting for any self-respecting part of the body?

I can even tell you, if Vagina was a country, it would look like this:

And little yellow there, is penisland. Like an effing disneyland.

How pathetic is that? Come on man, even if you said, “I have a big penis”, IT STILL SOUNDS PATHETIC. Needless to say for a small penis.

If you said ” I have a small vagina” It still looks respectable. Like a small but powerful state.

I envy them girls for a nice name.